Author Topic: Off topic Pen1s question. Serious...  (Read 5911 times)

Offline Worrier

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Yeah that is the only drawback. In fact my girlfriend gets rather jealous with I'm palmpiloting away on the toilet with a strip of sandpaper. I try to get her involved by rubbing the deep heat on me but she refuses.

But I never get a premature ejact so once I have done the hole sandpaper/ deep heat thing I can go all night like a barn door in a storm....

Only thing I worry about is what happens when I can't get anything from sandpaper? Gravel in a woolly sock??Question for Doctor Phil I reckon......


« Last Edit: August 13, 2006, 02:10:40 PM by Worrier »

Offline usernameX

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What the hell? You guys completely lost me. Why cant we all just get laid or if thats not possible at the moment, jack off the normal way to end the damn confusion. lol
Had surgery with Dr. J.C. Fielding on August 2nd.

Offline Mr_Nip

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I say theres nothing wrong with a mass-debate. Lol Worrier you got um hook line and sinker mate  ;D


Is "mass-debate" an intended pun?  That's funny.
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I say theres nothing wrong with a mass-debate. Lol Worrier you got um hook line and sinker mate  ;D


lol spoilsport. This thread had so much potential ;D






 

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